Thank you for calling! I’m Sonia, what can I do for you?
I’m a high-skilled secretary: Always on time, obedient, can take directions and initiative, bilingual.
If I have to talk about my weaknesses, I would say that I’m flirting all the time and that usually gets me in trouble.
I just can’t help to be turned on by a man in a suit bossing me around, putting his hands on me after a late night conference.
If you hire me, you will find coffee and the newspaper on your desk first thing in the morning, and you will find me handcuffed to your chair at night.
Is there a vacancy in your office?